Everyone always casts Derek as the Rosa in a brooklyn nine nine recasting which OFTEN WORKS I KNOW but eeames raised the possibility of a DEREK AS BOYLE life and now I’m fully dying over it. YOU’VE GONE FULL BOYLE.

Imagine a world where Derek was totally bouts to propose to…

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so my dad’s friend was bartending and saw a guy put something in a girl’s drink so while the guy turned around he switched their drinks and watched the guy roofie himself. 

(via anathemarmotqueen)

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what a joyous and yet incredibly sad feeling when five year old fanfiction makes you laugh until you cry

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""Oh yay, Kate came back," said no one ever."

- Ashley, on Teen Wolf fuckery (via jeely)
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  • Question: you are a pretentious prick who is also a transphobic piece of trash, go to hell - Anonymous
  • Answer:


    I wanna highlight this part:

    The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out.

    This is my largest problem with this website, and I don’t wonder if the soundbitten nature of this medium and other social media isn’t amplifying the tendency one has to paint with a broad stroke in their teenage years. I want to be clear I’m not saying teenagers are all stupid. That would be, you know, too certain and lacking in nuance. What I mean is, it’s a time where fitting in, living up to standards, meeting social expectations are all of heightened importance, and that results in a lot more pass/fail kind of thinking. John Green and I are of an age where we don’t give a fuck about nothin because we know everything is some various shade of who the hell even knows.

    So, someone is not garbage for saying this wrong thing or not acknowledging this other important thing, but in order to get notes, some people feel the need to be more inflammatory than the situation calls for. Or in other cases, the passionate, single-viewpoint debating of really complex issues in very limited character space puts people on sides and sides for some reason have to be absolute. Whenever there’s a vast sort of argument on Tumblr I find I’m always somewhere in the middle opinion. Or maybe more often in the Who Cares camp. I would also, as a general opinion, assert that no one in the whole wide world is just a piece of trash unless they’ve severely harmed another human with no provocation.

    On a less important note, I also want to point out this part:


    There is so much of this stuff in my ask box, and most of it not even anonymous, but I don’t want to call out any particular user because I know they’ll then get a lot of hateful asks and the cycle will just continue.

    First off, there’s a comma splice in your ask. I just have to let you know that, on account of how I’m a pretentious prick.

    I hope that I’m not transphobic. I’ve been public and vocal in my support for the rights of trans people for years, and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them. 

    Look, I am a person, and I am not a particularly good one. I am screwed up and make a lot of mistakes. But I am not a piece of trash. I would imagine that you are also screwed up and make a lot of mistakes, but you aren’t a piece of trash either.

    But it is still hurtful—very hurtful—to hear people call me a piece of trash. It just makes me sad to hear, the way I think it would make most people sad to hear. The certainty and lack of nuance in that characterization reflects a broader lack of nuance in online discourse these days that just bums me out. 

    …and I’ve tried over the years to amplify trans voices, from T Cooper to Stephen Ira Beatty, rather than pretending to be able to speak for them.

    I think this is also important to consider along a gray spectrum. While I think it’s SUPER important to allow a space in your writing where race and sexuality don’t come into play (as in, descriptions are definitively white and romantic relationships aren’t always straight or aren’t a factor at all), I think it’s also very important to stick to the ages old creed Write What You Know. I’m not gay or transgender. If I were to attempt to tackle that struggle in a book I would probably get it all super wrong. Even if I had someone in my life who I could talk to intimately about it, I’m still not sure I’d capture it in a way that wouldn’t come across voyeuristic or that WOULD be compelling to people who have actually experienced it. So, if you’re an author like John Green and I who have no personal experience or intimate knowledge of something so emotionally complex, what requires us to write about it? What would the benefit of that be? To John’s point, his voice is much better used endorsing the authors who do a good job of it, but don’t get as much recognition in the industry because they’re not straight, heterosexual, white men. 

    Some thoughts for the day.

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*aggressively grabs you by the shirt collar* 

*breaks down in tears on your chest*

This applies to every show ever

(via teamsciles)

Source: truckyousasha


cersei is that one contestant in every reality show that’s all “i’m not here to make friends, i’m here to win” and inevitably has a breakdown mid-season

(via captainofalltheships)

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Strange women distributing swords is no basis for a system of government!

(via captainofalltheships)

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Approach to a shrine, holy city of Shingon esoteric Buddhism. Japan

高野山 by バライタ


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This is an ancient Roman amulet for luck. Yes those are flying penises.

Also of note, the Roman god of marriage, Mutunus Tutunus, whose name is derived from two Latin slang words for penis. His name is essentially Dick Wiener. If you have ever wondered just how much like us the Romans were, read the etymology section

Oh look.

It’s a flying fuck.

It used to be given, and now look, it’s no more.


(via anatsuno)

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  • Question: Is there an easy way to search your meta? - Anonymous
  • Answer:


    Hello anon. I literally just spent hours trying to do just this. I (finally) updated my meta masterlist. While it doesn’t have all of them, it has the majority of important ones now. 

    Everything else is tagged meta. Specific metas are tagged #arya meta, #sansa meta, #stark meta, #faceless men meta, ect. But all meta are also tagged just meta.

    The list is broken up by characters/topics. Obviously Arya has the most- but that should really shock no one. 

    My meta masterlist.

    (P.S. I hope someone actually uses this because I swear this was the most tedious time sucker ever.)

    Ooh, meta master list

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pls give me a franchise where, when a good female character turns evil, she is not immediately dressed in a bondage-inspired outfit that is 2 strips of leather and a thong and instead dresses in sensible jeans and combat boots and a comfy jacket…

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